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[staystraught]

Happy birthday. Do you count this as 17? ;)

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of corse it does!! :D another yr older and it hasnt even been a year yet!

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[staystraught]

yeah. you know we'll still give you stuff, right?

ps: took the liberty of breaking every bottle I could find.

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[flashed]

of corse thats some of the best things! that and all the food that comes w/ it!

thats the spirit!

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[staystraught]

one day, you'll just get cake and no other presents, and i have no idea if you'll regret it

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[flashed]

thats a tough one. how big will the cake be?

thats crucial u kno

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[minded]

Hey. You busy right now?

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[flashed]

nope just havin me a snack

whats up man?

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[minded]

[ Kind of telling himself right now even as he replies "This is a bad idea... this is a bad idea...". ]

want to meet me somewhere? to talk??

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[NO IT'S NOT...what could possibly go wrong?]

ya sure! where do u wanna meet

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[minded]

I'm near the third district. somni. That work for you?

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yep! see u in a sec!

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[staystraught]

as small as I can make it now.

Or it might be one of those novelty cakes covered in decorations you can't eat.

sometimes when i mess up texting as wally i just leave it there

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WHAT

thats not even a cake thats.........torture!!! thats what it is!!1

SEEMS LEGIT

[staystraught]

tell that to Cake Wars. if they made a whole TV show out of it, you're probably in the minority, dude

YEP

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i cant evn watch that show its like a slow death

i can b in the minority idc i can just eat all the cakes while every1s off looking at the ineadible stuf

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[staystraught]

lol now I know what to get you for your next birthday.

Season box sets,

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NOOOOOOOOooooooo!!!!!

torture i tell u1!!

[staystraught]

[B E S T F R I E N D S]

what if i told you not watching it would hurt my feelings?

[PURELY HYPOTHETICAL HERE]

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wat if i told u that giving it 2 me would hurt my gfeelings

[THIS ISN'T SO HYPOTHETICAL...MAYBE.]

[staystraught]

i'd find some other gag gift, of course

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plese find another one

anything but tht

[staystraught]

something useless and stupid-looking it is, then :)

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thats better

[staystraught]

all right, i'll see you later.

good thing i already had something useless and stupid-looking