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SEEMS LEGIT

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tell that to Cake Wars. if they made a whole TV show out of it, you're probably in the minority, dude

YEP

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i cant evn watch that show its like a slow death

i can b in the minority idc i can just eat all the cakes while every1s off looking at the ineadible stuf

Re: YEP

[staystraught]

lol now I know what to get you for your next birthday.

Season box sets,

Re: YEP

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NOOOOOOOOooooooo!!!!!

torture i tell u1!!

[staystraught]

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what if i told you not watching it would hurt my feelings?

[PURELY HYPOTHETICAL HERE]

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wat if i told u that giving it 2 me would hurt my gfeelings

[THIS ISN'T SO HYPOTHETICAL...MAYBE.]

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i'd find some other gag gift, of course

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plese find another one

anything but tht

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something useless and stupid-looking it is, then :)

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thats better

[staystraught]

all right, i'll see you later.

good thing i already had something useless and stupid-looking

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cant wait to see it man

[Just. Hopefully it wasn't like what he was joking about before...]

[staystraught]

you won't have any use for it.

[It's still the Periodic Table shower curtain.]

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thats fine w/ me

[HAHAHA HE WILL ACTUALLY USE IT THOUGH.]

[staystraught]

[Dick smirks as he sends the next message.]

better take a shower before the party, right?

(that's a hint)

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[...Wally's just squinting. If you could see the look on his face--]

uh...ok idgi but ill figure it out i guess

[staystraught]

[it's already set up if you choose to take the hint...]

that's the spirit. you might be a detective yet!

talk to you later!

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[He might, depending on when the last time he took a shower was...]

c ya