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For the record, I'm going to kill your best friend.

[So you know, when he checks his messages, how often does he really see "I'm going to kill you" in there?

Probably more times than he can count, especially with Artemis. So when he sees "kill" and "you" in the same text message, it's like an automatic panic mode.]

WAIT WAT DID I

[--Wait hold up, there's more. There's an "r" on that "you" would would mean it wasn't about him.

Right?

So he actually reads the text message.]

[OH SWEET IT WASN'T ABOUT HIM!!!]

[But she is talking about his best friend. Which. Meant Dick.

...

This may end up to her killing him in the end anyway NOOOOOOOO]

[So. Okay. He's just going to have to play his cards right, right? He doesn't want to end up on Artemis' kill list (again).]

this doesnt have nything 2 do w/ the kid running around does it

[The second she finds out he knew all along, he'll be dead meat too.]

Got it in one. Rob found a card while we were on patrol. Or, should I say, Dick Grayson.

[The secret was out at last and she was not happy.]

[Oops?]

o

[HAHAHAHAHA HOW DOES HE HANDLE THIS WITHOUT BEING OBVIOUS--]

didnt c that coming

[Artemis considers his text briefly. And if she knows her boyfriend at all, that was a very unwhelmed reaction.]

You knew, didn't you?

[IT WAS AN OVERWHELMING RESPONSE BUT IT JUST WASN'T ON TEXT OKAY.

Sob.]

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no

[Really smooth, West.]

I don't buy it. Especially after that keysmash.

keysmash wat keysmash i c no keysmash

i just c no

Wally, don't lie to me.

im not lyifvg

oosp

lying*

dreamberry mustve been weiurd

You're not fooling anyone, just so you know.

[Just saying. Too bad he couldn't see how much she was linefacing right now.]

wat do i hav 2 fool ppl about

nothin dats wat!!!

[He can feel it...]

You really want to be punched, don't you?

[At this rate, that was going to be the first thing she did when she saw him again.]

i feel like im gona get punched eether way

Probably. How hard will depend on how you start answering me.

[He doesn't want to die here, tyvm.]

its not like i wanted 2 keep it from u but he didnt want ne1 knowing!!! kinda liek u didnt want ne1 knowing about ur 'rents

[...crap, she really hates when Wally has a point.]

That doesn't change the fact that he toyed around with me!

[Because once she had time to think about it, she realized just how much he had toyed around with her.]

[HAHAHAHA.]

& thats my prob how?//?

He's your best friend!

saying i can conrol him is liek saying i can control u b/c ur my gf

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